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 QUESTION:
What about extraterrestrial-type aliens? I've heard they come from parallel dimensions and have superior technologies.  Will they save us?

ANSWER:

No, not aliens either.  No.  

With the emergence of brane theory, the notion that UFO encounters may represent inter-dimensional visitations has gained some credibility. However, if aliens are visiting, and are remotely rational*, they won't be wanting to save our civilization. Why should they? What, of our recent transmissions, would betray to a rational sentient being anywhere in the Multiverse anything about our civilization that's remotely worth saving?

Further, there's no evidence that we're particularly special across inter-dimensional spacetime. Rather, based on publications in our leading science journals, alien scientists have now firmly established that the human organism is: (a) 98.8% boring, and (b) imbued with a crucial ecosystem-plundering character flaw.

Not to mention Donald Trump.

* There is a remote chance that aliens might try to save our civilization if they were fundamentally irrational. But what then? What are the implications of being rescued by a race of insane aliens?
Now be honest - it wouldn't make a lot of sense to preserve us as a civilization, just so we could then go on to bore and pillage all the other dimensions, would it? Better to leave us to quietly destroy ourselves, and maybe keep a small DNA bank, a couple of our better war movies, and two or three of us as pets.

Of course, aliens may have some interest in terra-forming our dimension to suit their own specifications, once we've finished toasting it.  Abandon hope: avoid disappointment.
Question status: this question has now been successfully answered by... Dr Max B Trustworthy

         
             

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